whoisyourpaddy:

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)

slashersivi:

skwrnf:

Steve’s leftboob grabbing problem 2

d-o-r-ia-n !!!!!!

troyeller:

is this madagascar

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

If you ask a Mexican child in the first grade ‘why the hell are you eating a taco’ he’s going to go home and ask for a peanut butter sandwich.

My professor on losing your identity as a kid (via lasfloresdemayo)

THIS is EVERYTHING THOUGH

(via iwakeupblack)

im so angry

(via tomcruisecontrol)

!!!!! Or to a black child “why is your hair like that?”

(via black—lamb)

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

panembird:

SLYTHERIN

edit: panembird

itsamemarielle:

the only valentines present i will accept

(Source: itsde-lightful)

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya)

(Source: dragonkyng)